Four Seasons

This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the da...

Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa may tulay nang may makita siyang babaeng nasa taas ng gilid nito at magtatangkang magpatiwakal. "Huwag," sigaw ng lalaki. At sa kabutihang palad ay nakumbinsi ang babae at siya'y bumaba. Lalaki: Ano bang problema mo't naisipan mong gawin yan. Babae: Kasi, iniwan ako ng boypren ko't sumama sa ibang babae. Lalaki: Miss, ganyan din ang problema ko pero di ko inisip na magpakamatay. Babae: So, anong gagawin natin? Nag-isip sandali ang lalaki at sinabi... Lalaki: Kung gusto mo, maghiganti tayo sa kanila. Babae: Paanong paghihiganti? Lalaki: Alam mo na ang ibig kong sabihin... (sabay kindat sa babae na nakuha naman ni babae ang ipinahiwatig na yon). Maya maya'y nasa isang kuwarto na sila ng motel at nangyari na nga ang di dapat mangyari. Nang makaraos si lalaki, nagsindi siya ng yosi. Nang halos filter na lang ay biglang nagsabi si babae ng "Maghiganti uli tayo". Medyo pagod, pero pinagbigyan uli n...

A few minutes ago, I approved my 128th "Facebook" pal. Do I hear hurrah? Okay, I do not have to blow my own horn as it is too small a number compared to many other members who probably are growing their list of friends every day, even reaching the cap of 5000. While these "others" have been opening and owning multiple profiles to accommodate newly-found online friends, here I am stuck to my slow-growing barely one-friend-a-month account. But it is understandable, for I have never been a fan of the social network anyway. Hence, accumulating over a hundred of so-called friends may suffice for now. The birth of my Facebook was triggered by the fact that a number of my American friends are aliens to other social networks, like for instance Friendster. What Facebook and MySpace are to America, Orkut is to India and Brazil, V Kontakte is to Russia, Mixi is to Japan, hi5 is to Mongolia, Skyrock is to France and Friendster is to the Philippines. Friendster is the viral ...